February 2012
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i just made dictionary.com my homepage.
on purpose.
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you should ask me questions.
and then you’ll be my valentine.
and we can run away together.
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trying to order all of the men you’ve made out with in the past five years chronologically is proving to be a difficult task.
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in researching for a new poem, i’ve compiled a list of all the men that i have made out with.
just thought you’d all want to know.
Anonymous asked: You are gorgeous.
Watchguccimom:
fjkladsfkasjdf why did i never watch this omfg
Anonymous asked: Well aren't you the cutest thing ever! I think you are gorgeous.
failedblackwoman:
sally-sparr0w:
dumbledoreisabamf:
Only in America do they call the winning team “The World Champions” when only teams inside of America compete in that contest in that sport.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
we are the world
#america wins the superbowl again#undefeated
tittyminaj:
Madonna Featuring LMFAO, MIA, Nicki Minaj, Cee Lo Green, all of Sparta, and a jew on a tightrope.
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joshishollywood:
Double negatives are a real no-no
people see something wrong with a person or group of people in this country and immediately jump to the vastly intellectual conclusion of “fuck america.”
if you’re not actively attempting to create a difference in the way people that you don’t agree with act, you’re passively perpetuating the ignorance that you’re suggesting is universally american.
you...