January 2011
45 posts
“We notice each other’s smiles immediately. It’s our favorite thing...”
– Buddy Wakefield
“I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second...”
– Lester Burnham (American Beauty)
A Short Screenplay
Craig: alright i can't deal with an emoticon screenplay right now
Arielle: >--<
2 people.
see eachother from across a crowded room
8==========D
the one gets a huge boner.
...reaches across the room
and the other man does not know what to do but...
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and then all the sudden...
8====D~~~~~
: )
he "nailed it"
then a female with phenomenal breasts walks in'
( . ) ( . )
takes everyone by surprise
the only sensible thing to do is...
8=====D~~~ ( . ) ( . )
no one should ever let such beautiful god made things go to waste
once again the boner bandit saves the day.
why does this feel so right? →
reading an article about mister rogers and getting...
i could never be half the man he was.
“When you’re a little kid, you’re a little bit of everything. Artist, scientist,...”
– The Wonder Years
“If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely...”
– E.B. White
“The world is not the most pleasant place. Eventually your parents leave you and...”
– Queen Elizabeth II
“Resolutions are like goldfish; if you never kept one alive for a week? Either...”
– Merlin Mann
“Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is...”
– Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
“i carry your heart with me(i carry it in
my heart)i am never without...”
– e.e. cummings
“Be excellent to each other, and party on dudes.”
– Abraham Lincoln
i knew nothing of this until i saw the article,... →
Women laughing alone with salad
jazzworth:
saveatardis:
cupcakesinthetardis:
mayakst:
shhhhjustcome:
wewereraisedbywolves:
shmumblr:
I don’t know what, but probably the funniest thing I’ve seen all day lolol
oh salad u so silly
What choo talkin about? My salad always makes me giggle.
Salad makes us giggle, alright? It’s just so… silly. I giggle when I eat salad.
*snort*
can’t stop laughing
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In Memoriam
Today, I must humbly plea forgiveness and pay respects to six dear friends who have since passed. You have been with me through some of the greatest struggles of my young life, sharing my hardships, experiencing my losses-no, our losses. More than a team, you were a family to me.
From a mother who wanted nothing more than to kick me out and a mysteriously absent father, I found you all, one by...
He killed my Snorlax...
Koga killed my Snorlax. I don’t know if I can go on…
Nuzlocke Challenge:
heart rending. once i finish a hasty run through, i’ma try it again and do something artsy here to log my process.
Today I begin Nuzlocke Run
don’t know what it is? look it up ho.
I remember 2010 like it was yesterday.